She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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