it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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