hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We need to get me chipped asap
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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