I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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