To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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