i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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