Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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