worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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