He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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