Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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