Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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