So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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