But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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