So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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