I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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