I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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