Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My liver just had a heart attack.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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