I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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