I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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