I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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