i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Do vagina's smell?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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