normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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