I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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