Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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