Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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