How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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