So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
