She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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