She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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