you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was like having sex with a tree stump
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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