she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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