I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
