Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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