There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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