Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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