have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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