You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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