If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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