I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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