i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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