gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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