marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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