ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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