let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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