She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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