She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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