I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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