do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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