I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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