I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
