You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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