oh god the rape fog is back!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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