Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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