Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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