rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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