just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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