their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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