Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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